[cocky] Jason Biggs: Yeah, you do that. (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. [singing] Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Be smooth. She went for the set up. Banky: Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Do you want to get shot? It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Jay's Mother: Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. Chaka: Brodie: What's your damage, little boy? The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Well, actually there was this one time Clark: You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Lonely. Angel Jay: And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Fuck! Jay: [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Justice: That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? Stealin' the little monkey. Taste the booger flavor. We've got a mystery to solve! Jay: If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: Jay: In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Crazy crackers with guns. Jay: Banky: Chaka: Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Whillenholly: Hmm, I don't know. James Van Der Beek: Jay: / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: She has a nice voice, too. [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Get that shit the fuck out of here. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. 104 min. I was a guard. We're going to Hollywood! Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. [slaps it out his hands] Backup on the way Sissy: Whillenholly: ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." She's also a main character in the movie. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! I'll give you half of what I make. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. Go to hell! This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. There's females present. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Chaka's Production Assistant: Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. The Market research says that people love monkeys. Holy Fuck! Don't be so suburban. Not this little fuck. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Sissy: She is TOO fine! Angel Jay: [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. Teen #2: What? The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. Ben Affleck: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: Matt Damon: I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Holden: Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. Brent: Velma: R. . Holden: Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? Watch the language, little boy! I can't believe Judi Dench played me. When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. You the man. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Hey. Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. Ben Affleck: You gotta do the safe picture. Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. [counting his money] Especially you. Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Jay: It alternates film dialogue with songs of various genres that appear in the film. He's got a great sense of humor. What if they're creating an army of them? Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I didn't think so. Fuckin' smokin'! Justice: Customer at Quick Stop: Who'd pay to see that? Go to hell, Pacey! That shit is the mad notes. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. will suck your dick off if you let us go. COMMANDER! Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Just look at the Platypus. [getting into the van] Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? It's a Miramax flick. Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. This isn't fair! Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Brent: Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. [Jay nods. Whillenholly: Damn yous! Whillenholly: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Silent Bob: Holy shit, dude. I'll be right here waitin'. Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). Jay. Shaggy: Hey, wait a second! Fred: Feature length? NO! Where we taking it from, Gus? Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. Half's not enough? Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. If I go to prison will you wait for me? Wes Craven: Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. Jay: Something nice. Justice: I'm a teen idol, dammit! [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Jason Biggs: You went to film school didn't you? Passerby: By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? , none of you little fucks out there. So your in this for the pussy right? It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Jay: When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. Cast and Crew . Justice: That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Hold it like you'd hold a woman. The C.L.I.T. [to Teen #2] Jay: Jason Biggs: Hooker #1: Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Ben Affleck: [after asked to get a new clean latte] Jay: This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. The C.L.I.T is not real. / We smoke the blunts. I quit! Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Tricia Jones: Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Brent: Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. At least call me by the right fucking character. Whillenholly: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. Opening text: Jay: Just take it from "It's a good course.". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Jay: It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Oh, all right. Packed. I AM THE C.L.I.T. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Yeah, for Joey, man. Devil Jay: I didn't spit in it sir. With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. Jay: You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Jay: Well, maybe he just has manners. Just say it already. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. Jay: [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. You need two hands. I'm counting on you, Sheriff. I thought that was a 10-82. See? Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. You're doubling me, obviously. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. Brodie: Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. That was them wasn't it? [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. What are you trying to say? You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Jay: You can't take it back. Justice: Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Oh yeah, nice parenting. Jay: So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Banky: You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. [in huddle with Damon] There's nothing you can do about it. Shaggy: We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. Tickets? The monkey will spank us! You have a sick and twisted world perspective. I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. Brent: You should be. You're like a child. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! Put the monkey down, and your hands up. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. Jay: [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. Teen #1: That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! Fanedit Running Time: 128. There's no boogers in it sir. Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Jay's Mother: Chaka: Matt Damon: Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Cock-Knocker: Jay: Oh my God. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video Show some respect. 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. There are no more lines. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Matt Damon: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Jay: Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Oh, "Chasing Amy"? Chaka: [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Ben Affleck: What are you, fucking retarded? Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Free shipping for many products! [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. Are you fucking crazy? Mua-ha-ha-ha! Jay: P.S. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. Damn. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." It's the new millennium. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Assistant Director(GWH 2): [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Baby Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Look, man. While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. That would never work as a movie. Action, Gus or what? Whillenholly: [explaining why he gives head for rides] Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Silent Bob: [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. . Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Goals Steal Jewels. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. I'm paralyzed! Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. Why? So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Holden: Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Sissy: Comedy. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. Read . And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. . No, you the man, and that's the problem. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Remind me to renew that restraining order. Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. What are we gonna do? Whillenholly: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? You know what? James Van Der Beek: [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Chaka: The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Make it fast and sexy. Come on, Silent Bob. You don't know "Jungle Love?" Jay: No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! He LOVES the cock. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Angel Jay: Now how do *you* like *them apples*? Girls like that kinda shit. Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? [his first words] When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Then you can do the art picture. Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. They don't? You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. . You gotta go from the heart, yo. [after tossing Brent out of the van] Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. She is too fine. It's really a fucking drag.